A SHORT COURSE IN MARKETING-FUNNY


A SHORT COURSE IN MARKETING-FUNNY

 Hi:

 One buzz word in today’s business world is MARKETING.

 

However, people often ask for a simple explanation of “Marketing.”

 Well, here it is:

 * You’re a woman and you see a handsome guy at a party.

You go up to him and say, “I’m fantastic in bed.”

That’s DIRECT MARKETING.

 * You’re at a party with a bunch of friends

and see a handsome guy.

One of your friends goes up to him and,

pointing at you, says, “She’s fantastic in bed.”

That’s ADVERTISING.

 * You see a handsome guy at a party.

You go up to him and get his telephone number.

The next day you call and say,

“Hi, I’m fantastic in bed.”

That’s TELEMARKETING.

 * You see a guy at a party;

you straighten your dress.

You walk up to him and pour him a drink.

You say, “May I?”

and reach up to straighten his tie,

brushing your breast lightly against his arm,

and then say, “By the way, I’m fantastic in bed.”

That’s PUBLIC RELATIONS.

* You’re at a party and see a handsome guy.

He walks up to you and says,

“I hear you’re fantastic in bed.”

That’s BRAND RECOGNITION.

* You’re at a party and see a handsome guy.

He fancies you,

but you talk him into going home with your friend.

That’s A SALES REP.

 * Your friend can’t satisfy him so he calls you.

That’s TECH SUPPORT.

 * You’re on your way to a party when you realize

that there could be handsome men in all these

houses you’re passing, so you climb onto the roof

of one situated towards the center and shout at the

top of your lungs,

“I’m fantastic in bed!”

That’s JUNK MAIL.

 * You are at a party;

this attractive older man walks up to you

and grabs your ass.

That’s former President BILL CLINTON.

 * You like it, but twenty years later

your attorney decides you were offended

and you are awarded a settlement.

That’s AMERICA !

 CATEGORY: GENERAL

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